‘Yoga Barbie’ blasted as Satanic and you could not make this things up / Queerty

The ‘Breathe with Me’ Barbie yoga doll (Photo: Fb)

A woman’s Facebook putting up blasting a “Yoga Barbie” as “Satanic” has absent viral and prompted thousands of remarks.

Yasmeen Suri is an author, public speaker, blogger and self-explained “renegade Christian” who mainly talks about Jesus, Satan and sin.

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Her publishing blasted a “Yoga Barbie” (it has additional joints so can be bent into loads of diverse yoga positions) as the devil’s operate: potentially leading to rebellious, demonic young adults.

“‘Yoga Barbie’ is at Concentrate on on the shelf. Satan normally arrives as showing up harmless. He will hardly ever arrive with horns and a pitchfork,” Suri states.

“This Barbie has 5 guided meditations. Don’t forget, Yoga IS Hinduism. You are unable to individual the poses from the faith. Each pose is developed to invoke a hindu deity in the spirit realm. I have seen little ones get possessed by demons. This Barbie also teaches you deep respiratory (pranayama). Her pet is also involved.

“Satan is after the young children. He would like to use them and indoctrinate them for his glory. Then, when he is accomplished, he will destroy them. As your young ones expand, they will get rebellious, depressed and a lot of will be suicidal. You won’t recognize what is going on as a guardian. God forbids all tactics of japanese faith as a Christian. You should remove all toys and clear your children’s area of all demonic attachments. Deuteronomy 18:10-12”

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The publishing has been shared more than 18k times and prompted above 13k remarks. Most can’t believe that it is not satirical.

“I used to assume the only issue crazier than possessing an imaginary buddy is having an imaginary enemy, but this is some future-level stuff,” mentioned just one commentator. “Way to raise the bar!!”

“Thank you for endorsing this!” claimed one more. “I can’t wait around to operate to Target and invest in myself one particular.”

“The biggest sin basically is talking for God like you are an skilled,” yet another pointed out. “Which you’re not ‘thou shall not consider the lord’s title in vain’ isn’t about stating “god damn” when you’re mad, it’s about employing the term of god to mislead and lie. Which you’re doing. Definitely almost nothing is incorrect with yoga. There is nothing in the Bible that claims you cannot extend and breathe.”

A swift search at Suri’s site and other social media reveals she’s similarly appalled by the acceptance of Harry Potter (“Potter publications portray the planet of sorcery and witchcraft as interesting and attractive”), and unicorns (“occult in nature”).

Although her protestations might look laughable, let us not fail to remember she’s not the only individual who thinks this way … or that most of individuals in agreement are in all probability rather anti-LGBTQ. Some of those to remark on her Facebook submitting agreed with her viewpoint.

Final 12 months, the point out of Alabama lifted a decades-lengthy ban on yoga in community colleges. Even so, it taken care of a bar on instructors applying regular Sanskrit names for many poses or working with phrases these as ‘namaste’ to greet other individuals, because… well, that just appeared like a slippery slope toward Hinduism.

If Suri throws a suit around a yoga Barbie, goodness is aware of what she will make of a new Fisher-Price tag doll of RuPaul, unveiled yesterday.

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The ‘Little People’ RuPaul doll pack (Picture: Fisher-Value)